The Complete Idiot's Guide to Using an Oven

Ovens are commonly used in all households across the world. They bake cookies, melt cheese on nachos, and heat up the frozen dish of your choice. Here are some helpful, general guidelines on how to use an oven:

1. Set oven to appropriate temperature.
2. Once oven reaches said temperature, place food inside.
3. Bake food as long as instructed.
4. Take food out of oven.*

*Note that this step can often go arye. Avoid letting the oven door retract against the inside of your forearm, as this will most certainly result in a large burn prone to yellow-toned blisters and grayish-red sores and an inconvenient trip to your family practitioner at 11:10 during the work day