FML

I can't access fmylife.com from work... but if I could, this is what I would post:

"Today I tried to return light bulbs at Bartell's with a Walgreens receipt. FML."

Three things:

1.) Correct. I bought light bulbs at Walgreens on Wednesday night. And then I tried to return them at Bartell's today.

2.) No. I genuinely did not realize what I was doing.

3.) You might ask, "But why return light bulbs, Meguire? Why not just keep them around..." And I would answer you by saying that I bought the "daylight" bulbs instead of the "soft white" bulbs - meaning my apartment lit up like a BMW halogen headlight.

Why don't we go ahead and use this example to theme my entire week.

Tonight, I will drink to next week.